How you Measure California

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

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brandonchinn178:

matt-fan-club:

shslriotgrrrl:

methhomework:

don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small

m o i s t u r i z e m e

Ewwwww

MOISTURIZE ME

brandonchinn178:

matt-fan-club:

shslriotgrrrl:

methhomework:

don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small

m o i s t u r i z e m e

Ewwwww

MOISTURIZE ME

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

fruitsgarden:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

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between-love-lines:

abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP

I AM SO DONE

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I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

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Danielle, 21. sturdy golden geeks and pretty pictures, Tally-ho!